Wednesday, December 27, 2017

2017-12-27 Discovering Rock Music: The LA Lloyd Rock Countdown

When I say “rock music,” you say… Lorde?

At least that’s what people said about “Royals” back in 2014 when it won the VMA for Best Rock Video. I understand that was 3 years ago, and people made plenty of jokes soon after, but it still stands as a shining example of how rock as a genre has had its lines blurred to the point that it doesn’t mean anything anymore. Even the other nominees for the rock category seem like a stretch. Imagine Dragons, Arctic Monkeys, and The Black Keys all fit into a weird area of… yeah, I guess I could maybe call it rock, but it’s more of like an indie sort of rock. The only nominee in 2014 that I would genuinely consider rock would have been Linkin Park, but I certainly wouldn’t have considered them the only rock band with a song in the running for “Best Rock Video” of that year.

What is Rock Music?
Suffice it to say, “rock music” doesn’t mean much anymore. I understand that with all the sub-genres and combinations within rock, it does encompass a rather wide range of musical styles. Still, there is at least a tentative boundary in my mind of what IS rock and what ISN’T rock. I can’t exactly give qualifications or firm conditions, but it is evident when I hear it what counts as rock in my opinion.

Now, with my criticism of the rock genre explained, I am left in a predicament. I don’t listen to FM radio much anymore, and I refuse to pay for streaming services when I already own a huge library of music. Between the garbage that passes as music, the annoying talk shows that play on my way to work, and the “HEY FRIENDS, JAY GILSTRAP HERE” commercials, I just can’t do radio. As such, I don’t really encounter much new rock music. Genuine rock music, I mean. The stuff that I actually enjoy listening to.

WTPT 93.3 The Planet Rocks
One tactic I’ve employed recently is looking at the station log for WTPT 93.3 The Planet Rocks. The problem there is that The Planet is notoriously bad about playing the same handful of songs over and over. Not quite as bad as people joke about, but there are a few songs that get played entirely too often. Specifically, songs that I already know about, and either own, or know that I don’t like. I want to learn about new rock music. If I want to listen to music that I already know I like, I’ll just play it from my collection.

Another issue with rock music (and I suppose any genre) is that the 1-hit wonder, flash in the pan artists make it into the charts for a few weeks, only to die back down and fade away into obscurity. Any of you remember “My Demons” by Starset? Probably not, but even if you do, that was one among many. A stellar song, one that stayed near the top of the charts for a few weeks back in November 2016, and subsequently disappeared. Those crop up so often, and disappear so quickly, it is absurdly easy to miss some real gems just because you didn’t catch them for the short time that they were popular.

I had an idea for a pet project at one point to combat this permanent disappearance. My plan was to create a little utility that would activate once per hour or so and scrape the HTML for the station log of WTPT. From there, it would grab the song and artist information, and pump these into a database or spreadsheet. Songs that were already stored would be omitted, while new songs would be saved. If implemented properly, this would yield a log of every unique song that has played on The Planet since I started running the utility. Sure, most of it would be those songs that they play over and over again, but mixed in would be the one-off songs that you rock out to when they play, but forget about in a few months. I never went through with creating the program, but it is still on the backlog of neat programming projects I would like to work on eventually.

LA Lloyd Rock Countdown
A few years ago, I would regularly listen to the LA Lloyd Rock Countdown for the latest top songs and artists. The music featured on the show fit much more into what I would call “rock music,” while still giving more variety than just a very specific sub-genre. However, see above for why I don’t bother with the radio. Plus, I can’t exactly sit down for hours at a time just to hear the top rock songs for the week. I’m busy enough doing everything else, and any spare time that I do get can be better spent doing more entertaining things.

I had all but forgotten about the countdown when I searched for it and found a full-fledged website. It seemed odd that the archives for previous weeks only went back to November 4, 2017. After tweeting LA Lloyd directly, he explained that this was when he revamped the website. In the future, each week should be archived.

With a consistent and arguably superior way to discover new rock music, I don’t have to listen to the radio and deal with the ads and junk. I can go straight to the top 30 each week and get the good stuff directly. Anything I don’t recognize, I can look up on YouTube and listen to it specifically. Perhaps I’m putting too much analysis and work into music discovery, but I love hearing new music that I enjoy. I really think that the Rock Countdown is the best way to do that.

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

2017-12-20 Christmas

I really wanted to write up some big post about Christmas, but… I’ll be honest. It’s not going to happen.

This whole “Year of the Dates” initiative I took with Words On Wednesday was almost geared specifically toward Christmas. It’s my favorite holiday, and obviously the one that I would speak the most about. Unfortunately, I am just so spent, I can’t even be bothered to write up a discussion of why I like Christmas so much, or talk about our family traditions.

So far, this term of school has been just the worst. I realize that it’s only my second term at SNHU, but the stark contrast between my first class and this one is just baffling. At this point, I’m just hanging on until the end of the term. As the adage goes, “C’s get degrees.” If I can pass, whatever. I’ll get my reimbursement check from work and continue onto the next class.

Shopping is awful anyway, but the fact that we’ve had to do every bit of shopping for basically entire family for our kids is so frustrating. I don’t mind buying gifts for them because Christmas should be magical for kids, but buying presents for them from so many different people, and having to keep up with who “purchased” what, and then wrapping every single present is just so taxing. If you want to get my kids something for Christmas, then YOU do it. Don’t rely on me to do it and then just pay me the money back. I hate shopping.

On top of everything else, I’ve been so slack on my freelance writing. I keep one client active, just to keep a steady stream of work, and at the same time not overload myself. But I’ve neglected him week after week just because school deadlines are so tight and I don’t have much free time to catch up on those articles. Fortunately, he’s a cool guy and understands that I have other stuff to do, but it would be nice if I could stay on top of his articles better than I do.

I’m not one who stresses much, but I’m just so done with everything going on right now. So no, I don’t plan on writing about Christmas. I’m not going to include any pictures with witty captions. I’m just going to enjoy time with my family, eat a lot of food, and open presents. I wish you and yours the best, and I hope that you all take time to appreciate the company of those close to you this weekend. Merry Christmas, everybody.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Cash vs Credit vs Debit

I temporarily lost my credit card over the weekend, which resulted in a short but intense panic. However, even had I lost it for good, it occurred to me how much better it is to lose a credit or debit card than cash.

Had I lost cash, it would probably have been gone for good. While there are kind souls out there who might try to return the money, how do you differentiate your bills from those that belong to other people? Other than knowing the individual serial numbers of every bill in your wallet (which, really, who would do that?), a $20 is a $20. I’ve heard of instances in which people were able to prove their loss by knowing the exact amount, but I’ll be honest, I have no idea how much cash is in my wallet at any given time. And that still depends on someone being exceptionally generous. I guarantee you there are more people who would just keep the money than those who would even attempt to return it.

Similar to losing the money, what happens if you get mugged? That cash is gone. Even if you report the crime to the police. Even if they manage to catch the mugger. Even if they still have the cash in their possession. What’s to say you’ll recover the money? How can law enforcement officers know you didn’t lie about how much was stolen?

Yet another possibility of losing money, a house fire would absolutely destroy paper bills. Insurance policies usually have a way to try to recover losses, but I doubt that includes cash money. Again, what insurance agent is just going to take your word for the amount of money you had stashed away? Like with numerous other maladies, the cash is gone.

Credit and debit cards have protection against these unfortunate circumstances. Fortunately, I knew that my card was within one of very few places, each of which were removed from the public. Even if I dropped my card in a parking lot or store, I could just call and cancel it as soon as I noticed its absence. Most credit card companies are willing to refund purchases made soon before and after a card is reported stolen.

Instead of just losing it, what if my card is stolen? Again, I’m not likely to be held responsible for any purchases made if I call in a reasonable time frame. Furthermore, any criminal who makes purchases on the card is going to be tracked down. Some may argue that the criminal could steal your identity, but credit card numbers can be easily changed with the help of the company. Some vendors like Visa are even allowing stores to update the card number automatically by pushing an update of some sort out. I don’t know the details, I just know it’s an awesome idea.

Even beyond the security benefits of credit and debit cards over cash, a statement can serve as a record of transactions. I have a notoriously bad memory, and I forget transactions soon after I make them. Unless I keep receipts, I may have no idea how much I spent, and where. Fortunately, I can look at my credit card statements and see exactly what I spent, often as far back as the entire time I’ve had a card.

Additionally, I keep an alternate card to make purchases in the event that my main credit card is unavailable. Nobody keeps alternate stores of cash, at least not in the same vein. I keep a backup $20 stored in a hidden flap of my wallet, but I don’t keep a backup wallet with any sort of significant amount of money in it. I could have gone several days or weeks without finding my card or receiving a replacement, and I still wouldn’t have been significantly inconvenienced.

Obviously, I am a big fan of credit or debit cards over cash money. People who insist on using exclusively or mainly cash puzzle me. I’d be more than willing to try and understand the logic, but nobody has yet given me a convincing argument as to why cash might be the superior option. In any case, I’ll hold onto my credit card a little tighter next time, but I still won’t sweat it too bad if I do happen to misplace it.

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Ligon "One Lane" Bridge

Have you ever experienced nostalgia for something strange? Something like a bridge?
Anyone in the Enoree area has probably driven over Ligon Bridge at some point. This rickety old bridge crossed the Enoree River on Beaverdam Church Road, behind James Davis’s service station. As the most direct route out toward the Gray Court and Fountain Inn areas, it was used quite regularly by locals.
I say it “was” used because in 2015, Ligon Bridge was torn down and replaced with a new bridge. Admittedly, it was in terrible disrepair. Per Bridge Hunter, the inspection of Ligon Bridge in October of 2011 yielded some abysmal results. Deck condition was 5/9, superstructure condition was 5/9, substructure condition was 3/9, appraisal was “structurally deficient,” and the sufficiency rating was 13.9 out of 100. It was basically about to collapse. Replacing the bridge was a smart move for safety reasons.
Still, I miss crossing the bridge. Every single time, it was a thrill to drive over. Would this be the time that the bridge collapsed? It certainly felt like it. The entire thing creaked and popped as your vehicle hit each deck board. Being only one lane wide (and consequently being called “one lane” bridge by some), two vehicles couldn’t cross at once. There was even a game of stopping on the bridge, rolling down your windows, and turning off your vehicle. Some rumors circulated that cars wouldn’t start again if they were turned off on the bridge.

I regret not taking a video of crossing Ligon Bridge before they tore it down. Since they built up the banks on either side, the entire thing is just a smooth transition from one side to the other. With the old bridge, it felt like there was a genuine risk that you might die every single time you crossed it. Maybe that isn’t something that should be part of a commute, but that stretch of road just doesn’t seem the same without it.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Runescape... Again

It was only a matter of time. After a hiatus of a few months, I’m playing Runescape again.
The last time I spoke of Runescape, I had recently started back and was contemplating paying for a membership again. Though the dates are a little fuzzy at this point, I seem to have started back sometime around Thanksgiving 2015. I made the blog post above on January 27, 2016. Though I’m not sure how gradual the process was, I eventually played for the last time on April 19, 2016. I’ll get to how I came up with that date in a moment.
While I did stop actively playing the game for a period, I continued to keep up with it. I still followed the official Runescape facebook page, as well as periodically browsed the subreddit forums for Runescape 3 and Old School. As I’ve mentioned time and time again, I do miss the game when I’m not playing it. It’s occasionally nice to talk about it and reminisce about all the fun I’ve had with it through the years.
Eventually, one of these channels mentioned a mobile version of Runescape. I thought to myself how neat that would be, since I’ve used remote desktop to play from my phone, but it would be so much better to have a native client running on my phone or tablet. I considered that once mobile came out, I would try it out and maybe start playing somewhat actively again. Mobile wasn’t scheduled to drop until sometime early 2018, though, so it would be a while yet.
On October 15, I discovered that the fletching skill had been made free-to-play (f2p). Honestly, I was taken aback. As a sort of freemium game, with a free version that has most of the content behind a subscription paywall, RS has typically added very little to the f2p game and instead made new stuff exclusive to pay-to-play (p2p). I can’t blame Jagex, the creators. They are a business, and they exist to make money. If you give out more and more features for free, what incentive do players have to pay? This was huge. They made a skill that was previously p2p, and made the entire skill f2p, with the exception of a few members-only items.
I talked about this decision with MrPickler, a fellow ‘scaper who I’ve mentioned before. We both expressed a renewed interest in playing again, since one of our favorite p2p skills was now available for free players. For kicks and giggles, as well as a little bit of nostalgia, I decided to download the client and log into the game again.
On the login page, you can see how long it has been since you last logged in. My previous login read 544 days. About a year and a half. I took a screen capture for posterity and logged in. Later, I used this figure and the date it was taken to calculate that April 19, 2016 was the date 544 days before October 15, 2017. I played around for a few minutes, looking through my bank to see what all I still had, and playing with the new interface. With updates like the NXT client, RS actually looked pretty good. I had no intention of playing at length, but it was nice to just know Myst_Jake was still hanging around in Gielinor.
Within a matter of days, MrPickler mentioned that he had started high alching. High Level Alchemy is a spell in the game that converts items to a set number of coins. For a few items, the cost to purchase the item and the materials to cast High Level Alchemy are less than the amount of coins produced by casting it. As such, you can purchase a large number of these items and “high alch” them for a profit. What makes this such an attractive prospect is that players can organize their inventory in a way that the item to be alchemized is positioned directly behind the spell’s icon, and can click their mouse to a rhythm to cast the spell without paying attention at all. If you set up something like mouse keys or remote desktop in order to click without moving the cursor’s position, you can simply tap to a beat and alchemize hundreds if not thousands of items with very little effort. I started high alching in my spare time, since it was so easy to tap on my phone screen while doing other things.
Skill levels on 2017-10-18 (left) vs 2017-11-17 (right)
I still haven’t restarted my membership since I ended it on September 8, 2013. As much as I did play fairly regularly for a half a year or so between the end of 2015 and middle of 2016, I remained f2p for the duration. Fortunately, Jagex did give a free membership weekend this past weekend, from Friday the 24th to Monday the 27th. I’ll probably post about that more in-depth later, but it did give me a chance to play around with the p2p skills that I haven’t gotten a chance to use in over 4 years.

For now, I’m going to keep high alching, doing a dungeon here and there, and trying to keep on top of my daily challenges. Without paying for a membership, I can play or not play at my leisure, and not feel obligated to get my money’s worth with anything. If I decide I want to go p2p again, the option is there. If not, the free game is more comprehensive than ever, and there is plenty to keep me busy for a very long time.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

2017-11-22_Thanksgiving Day

Thanksgiving day is tomorrow, and despite Christmas music on the radio and decorations up all over the place, it is still a celebrated holiday.
I understand that Christmas is a lot easier to get excited for than Thanksgiving. For one, it has tons and tons of music. I don’t have any sort of tentative figures on it, but I’m sure there are hundreds if not thousands of Christmas songs just in English. How many songs have you ever heard about Thanksgiving.
In addition to the music, Christmas decorations are as prolific and varied as holidays get. There are trees and ribbons and lights and garland and even flying spaghetti monster tree toppers. With so many decorations available, you can doll up your house and yard however you want. The sky's the limit, often literally with the size of some Christmas trees I’ve seen.
Let’s not forget presents. The holiday season brings people out of the woodwork to go shopping, and companies often hold off new releases until late in the year, just to entice people to buy the products as gifts. I don’t want to sound materialistic, but everybody enjoys receiving presents. Even if it isn’t the reason for the season, it is a nice addition.
Far from the least, Christmas shares a time of the year with numerous other religious holidays. For many people, religion is a defining element of who they are. As such, they get very passionate about specific days for their faith. With Christmas as the birth of Christ, that’s a pretty big deal for Christians.
With all these reasons, I can totally see why people like to skip right over Thanksgiving and hop right on board the Christmas train when November 1st rolls around. But I genuinely think that Thanksgiving has a few things in its favor to deserve a fair share of the holiday cheer.
My personal biggest reason for enjoying Thanksgiving is how it hasn’t been commercialized, at least not as thoroughly as Christmas. With the presents and decorations and such, Christmas is all about buy buy buy. With Thanksgiving, I don’t feel like that’s the case. You’re encouraged to cook a big dinner for family and friends, but there isn’t really much TO buy. And there’s the dynamic between Black Friday shopping creeping backwards into Thursday, versus companies making a political statement against it and publicly announcing that they will be closed until into the day on Friday. In recent years, more and more companies seem to encourage their employees to spend time with their families. I’ve always had a very close knit family, so I really like that Thanksgiving allows me to put aside everything and spend time with people I love, if only for a few hours.
Beyond the sentiment of time with family, Thanksgiving is all about some food. Looking at my stature, it’s rather obvious that I enjoy food, perhaps a bit too much. I like turkey and dressing, I like mac and cheese, I like just about everything that most people serve on Thanksgiving. Given the plethora of options available and the moral obligation against criticising people for what they eat or how much, Thanksgiving is a chance to pig out and not feel guilty about it. Maybe it’s unhealthy, but what’s one day a year going to hurt?

This Thanksgiving, be thankful. I’m not asking you to post on social media every day of November about what you’re thankful for. I don’t even care if you voice it to anybody else. But take the day to remember what you have, and appreciate it. Come Friday, feel free to go full-on Christmas. But until then, give Thanksgiving its due.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

"Completing" a Video Game

What does it mean to “complete” or “finish” a video game? What criteria are required to say that you beat a game?
Obviously, this isn’t a simple question, and there are no definite right or wrong answers. Video games comprise a huge industry, and there is such an immense variety among them that what applies for one game or genre may not apply in the slightest to another. I might be able to “beat” a First-Person Shooter (FPS) in under 10 hours easily, but to say that you “beat” a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (MMORPG) typically implies hundreds if not thousands of hours of work, and frequently means continued play as developers release new content.
Are there any hard and fast metrics you can judge this by? Main storyline is obviously a large component for completing a game. Can’t say you’ve beaten it if you’ve never seen the ending of the story. Usually that means you can see the credits, too. But what about games that have extra story content after the credits roll? Or games with multiple endings for different sorts of “new game plus” variants? Do you have to see every ending, or does the first ending that you get count as beating the game?
Besides the main story campaign, most games have some number of side quests. Do they count at all? Do you have to beat some threshold number of side quests? Or are side quests just as important as the main quest, and you have to finish all of them? Some games have “radiant quests” that are procedurally generated and never end. Since there is no way to complete all of those, do you have to do any? Do you have to beat enough to satisfy some arbitrary requirement? How much is enough?
Instead of quests and missions, maybe you choose to indicate completion from defeating bosses. When you defeat the antagonist of the game, it’s reasonable to assume that you’ve beaten the game. However, what about optional bosses? Final Fantasy and other games in the JRPG genre are notorious about having “super bosses” that aren’t required in the main story quest, but are tremendously more difficult to kill than any necessary enemies. Do you have to beat them to finish the game, or can you leave them be?
As of the Seventh generation of video game consoles, on the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, many games had achievements or trophies that could be obtained by satisfying some criteria. On PlayStation, at least, players can obtain a Platinum Trophy by acquiring all other trophies available for a game. For many players, the Platinum Trophy is the ultimate mark of completion for PlayStation games. However, this is debatable by game, since some games do not require 100% completion, while others require some multiplayer participation, which some players would consider beyond what is necessary to finish a game. While I used to go for the Platinum Trophy in any game that seemed reasonably possible, I haven’t pursued them anywhere near as much as I once did for the past few years.
Expanding on the idea of multiplayer, there is quite a bit of variation between gamers on whether multiplayer facets count toward completion. Personally, I don’t think that any online or multiplayer facets should count toward completion. For one, they are an inconsistent metric by which to measure your ability, and I don’t think that’s a fair comparison. Also, it requires an active community, and that isn’t likely to be the case once a game’s sequel comes out. If a game’s servers are shut down, there is literally no way to experience the online play again. How is that a fair way to judge progress? In any case, there are people who say that online multiplayer should be required for completion. I am not one of those people.
One of the most simple and direct ways to measure whether a game is finished is the completion percentage. Many games list a distinct percent value, either in a menu or on a save screen. This indicates how much of the game that the player has finished. Games may differ on how that calculate this, but typically a 100% means you’ve beaten the game. A handful of games, one notable exception is Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, in which players much reach 200% by finishing the standard castle and then the inverted castle. Some players swear by this completion percentage, and will not consider a game complete until the value is maxed out. However, there is one game that infamously does not allow players to reach 100%. In Gran Turismo 2, no matter if players finish literally every single race in the game, they can never get higher than 98.2% completion. For some die hard completionists, this is unforgivable. Even though most people who have played GT2 are aware of this glitch, it bothers some players that they can never see 100% completion.
For me, it typically boils down to, “did I get my money’s worth?” That question has become increasingly fuzzy in recent years. I haven’t bought a new game for myself in a very long time, and I haven’t bought a used game since PS3 generation. Mostly, I either check out games from the library or borrow games from friends. So getting my money’s worth when I didn’t pay anything is difficult to determine.
Beyond getting my money’s worth, I might go with any of the above criteria. Given that I have far less time to play video games lately, I rarely go for Platinum. If I beat the final boss and see the credits roll, that’s usually sufficient for me. Optional bosses I may go after, but always. If there are trophies that I can get with very little extra effort beyond what I’ve already done, I may try to snag them before I put a game down. If I do choose to go after a Platinum trophy, it’s either because I really enjoy the game or because it seems relatively easy to get.

“Completing” a video game is clearly a very inexact science. There are numerous ways to count a game as “finished,” and it varies wildly from person to person. For some people, finishing a game is a trivial condition that has no bearing on whether they have fun with a game. For others, beating a game to the fullest degree is absolutely required. At the end of the day, play a game as much as you want to, and that’s all you have to do. After all, it’s just a game.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

StepMania, the successor of Dance Dance Revolution

I recently learned of StepMania, and it has ignited an attempt in me to play dancing games in the comfort of my home once again.
A few weeks ago, I was listening to my music on shuffle as I often do and a familiar song came on. “Beethoven Virus” was originally on Pump It Up, but it is the iconic song for dance video games in my opinion. There are numerous songs from dance games in my music library (don’t judge me), but this is one that just takes me back. It’s high tempo, catchy, and it embodies the nature of dance game songs.
While that particular song was from Pump It Up, I was always a bigger fan of Dance Dance Revolution or DDR. The 4 buttons in up/down/left/right configuration always felt more natural to me than the 5 button configuration with diagonals and a center button used by Pump It Up. Not only that, but DDR was available both in arcades and on home consoles, so I could practice at home and then show off my skills in arcades.
For whatever reason, Pump It Up has become the more popular dance game in the United States, and seems to be the only cabinet I see in arcades now. I’ve heard talk of DDR cabinets in niche places, but nowhere I’m willing to drive to regularly. I try Pump It Up here and there when I go to arcades, but the button layout and songs just make me miss when DDR was more readily available.
In any case, hearing “Beethoven Virus” got me wondering if any sort of DDR game was available on PC. Even if there wasn’t an official port or PC release, I could look into emulating PS2 games. Surely, with as popular as DDR used to be, there should be a community that still enjoys it.
No matter if I emulated or found a PC dance game, I would need a USB dance pad to properly play it. Unfortunately, dance pads could get expensive and I really wasn’t in the position to spend a lot of money on reliving an old hobby. I still had my old PS2 dance pads, though. What about adapters? It can’t be that hard to convert PS2 controller ports to USB.
I did some research and found good news on both fronts. This reddit post indicated that StepMania was an ideal DDR replacement. The more I looked into StepMania, the more excited I got. Apparently, it originated as a simulation of DDR, but has grown into a full-fledged engine in use by actual creators of dance games.
Not only is StepMania a great platform in and of itself, it also supports “Stepfilesfor custom songs. There are files available for basically every DDR game ever released. No need to buy every individual game and switch between discs for specific songs. You can literally import all of the songs you want into a single core game.
Best of all, it’s free. StepMania is open-source, so anybody can use it, and it has still received updates even as recently as 2016. This isn’t some obscure project that died back in 2004. It is current, and it apparently has a huge following. Honestly, if this whole project turns out as well as I hope, I’ll definitely donate to the developers for creating such an awesome product.
As for the dance pad, I looked mostly into adapters. There are full-on cabinets available for purchase, and plenty of custom rigs like this one created by /u/dcls, but those are way more than I’m looking to put into the project. I’m much more limited, both on funds and time. There were several products in the $10-$15 range on Walmart and Amazon, but of course, the cheapest ones available were Chinese knock-offs.

I’ve used AliExpress before, so when I saw this product, I had a good feeling about it. Sure, the entire site looks a little sketch, but they didn’t steal my card information before, and I can dispute it if they do. I bought a phone case that ended up working pretty well, and I paid something under $2 for it. I used a card that only pays for Netflix each month, so if it DID get skimmed, I could just cancel it and migrate my Netflix payment to another card. No biggie.
It’s a buck fifty. Even if the product is garbage and doesn’t work at all, what am I out? A cup of coffee? Completely worth the risk to me. If it does work well, I’ll definitely be buying another one. Two dance pads to go head to head with friends? It’ll be like 2005 all over again.
I personally owned DDRMAX2, Extreme 2, and SuperNOVA. Obviously, I grabbed the mixes from those games, and I’ll probably get all DDR songs ever released eventually. Loading them into StepMania is super easy, and it isn’t like they take a ton of space. And fortunately, StepMania truly does play just like DDR did. It’s like I was in middle school all over again.
If the adapter doesn’t work and I can’t get the dance pad connected to StepMania, at least it was a fun attempt. I can still play all of the old DDR songs with my fingers on arrow keys for nostalgia at least. If it does work, though? Best. Cardio. Ever. Any time I have friends over for the next while, we’ll be playing DDR. I’ll be posting an update in the coming weeks to discuss whether the adapter worked and how things play out.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

No Shave November

The baby face that I have sported for the past few months is about to be engulfed by a big, burly beard of manliness.
While I normally keep my facial hair to just a goatee, or occasionally shave it clean, November (and possibly into December or even January) comes the time when I grow it all out in support of testicular cancer awareness (or something like that). In all honesty, my beard isn’t really all that impressive. I grow facial hair ridiculously slow, so it takes a few weeks before anybody can even notice a difference. Day to day, that’s great because I can shave once or twice a week and never look all that scruffy. In November, though… Everybody else has a forest of beard while I still have what some would consider a five o’clock shadow.
Last year, I kept growing it out until soon after Christmas. My intent was to get picture proof of my 2-ish month old beard with all the Christmas photos. No Shave November because Don’t Shave December, but fell short of Just Don’t Shave January. Will I try it again this year? Maybe, but beards get awful scruffy. I could even make it to Forget Shaving February or Must Not Shave March. Ain’t Gonna Shave April starts to get a little warm, and May Not Shave May is when the weather just will not permit me to have a 6 month beard. Temperature and humidity just get way too high in the south.

We’ll see what happens. If I can ignore the scratchy feeling, beards are awful convenient come snowboarding season. I’ve had the outside collect frost, while my face is still warm underneath. The problem, besides being scratchy, is that beards also catch everything that comes within a few inches of them. Food, water, lint, and everything else begins to cling to me, and I have to keep a constant eye on it so that I’m not walking around with something unsightly in my majestic beard.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017


I do not care about Halloween. There, I said it.
Everybody I know seems to love Halloween. Tons of people consider it their favorite holiday of the year (as if something could dethrone Christmas). They go to spook trails and haunted houses nearly every weekend during October. They decorate their houses with elaborate graveyard scenes and the like. These people go all out for Halloween, and I just don’t get it.
That isn’t to say that I *dislike* Halloween. Before I had kids, we used to go to a spook trail or two each year. If we could get reliable child care now, we probably still would. We take the kids trick or treating, but I feel like that’s a big fuss about nothing when we usually end up throwing away half or more of the candy anyway. Lots of adults I know throw parties for Halloween, but how does that differ from any other weekend during the year besides donning a costume? You want to have some friends over and get trashed, that’s called a normal Friday night for a lot of people.
As a kid, the allure of candy is probably enough to get anybody excited. Candy is great, and Halloween is the one time of the year that most parents (myself included) basically let the kids eat as much of it as they want. But as an adult… I can buy candy whenever I want. If I want to pig out and eat a sleeve of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, guess what. I’m gonna drive to Walmart, buy a sleeve, and have those suckers demolished before I get home. But honestly, it isn’t worth the calories. I’m trying to lose weight right now, so I don’t really plan on eating much candy anyway.
I suppose Halloween can be seen as a holiday of indulgence. Like Dionysus of Greek mythology, people see Halloween as a chance to cut loose without the social stigma normally attached to it. Wanna get plastered in a Jesus robe? Go nuts. Wanna eat candy until you physically cannot ingest anymore? Have at it. Nobody is going to say anything to you because it’s Halloween.
Whatever the obsession may stem from, I don’t share the same enthusiasm. I’ll take my kids trick or treating, grumble about having to deal with people, and then start getting ready for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Since so many of you love Halloween, I’ll try not to be a buzz-killington, but I would love to know what makes it such a big deal to you. If you’re a lover of all things Halloween, please enlighten me as to what makes it your favorite holiday.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

SNHU: Update 1

As I come up on the end of my first term at Southern New Hampshire University, I figured it's as good a time as any to give an update on my progress so far.

First and foremost, I'm doing remarkably well in class. For IT-510 Advanced Information Technology, I have 386.9 of the 395 possible points so far, resulting in a 98%. For the first few weeks, I read the textbook like a good student should. Lately... I've just Googled things as I needed them. Concepts that I didn't understand, I look over the first few Google results and wing it. Clearly, it's worked well for me so far. The only points that I have lost through the entire term have been based on formatting, since I didn't adhere strictly to APA style. Did I mention that I hate formatting?

On the other hand, I feel like the people that I'm in class with are surprisingly ignorant for a master's program. The spelling and grammar errors in discussion posts are prolific. I figured people that would pursue a master's degree would look over their work, but I'm clearly mistaken. Every week, the professor sends out announcements for people who are behind. She gives ample opportunity to get caught up at the cost of a few points for being late. Still, people don't seem to turn in their work at all, on time or not.

I'm not going to complain. I'd rather be in classes that are disappointingly easy than struggle my way through every module. This isn't exactly what I expected of the program, but I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth. I went into this endeavor for a degree, and if I can keep up 2 years of Google-fu, I should be able to manage that. I'll have a Master of Science in Information Technology, with a focus in Software Application Development.

This first term is over on November 12th. Hopefully, when I give another update between the end of this term and the beginning of next term, I will maintain the same level of confidence in my ability. Starting off my time at SNHU with a 4.0 GPA would be incredible, and a great morale boost for the remainder of the program.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Standardized Character Creation in Video Games

A lot of video games allow players to create their own character, selecting gender, build, skin color, and facial features. Some people stick with the default character or one of a number of preset characters. Others like to create characters at random, with no real inspiration other than what their imagination comes up with. I, and players like me, try to create an avatar that resembles me as much as possible. If I’m going to be playing the game, and there isn’t a protagonist created specifically for the game, I want the main character to be an extension of myself.

The Problem

There are a number of problems with character creation systems when trying to make a character look a certain way.
For one, the way people look can be very hard to describe. I could spend pages describing myself, or I could include a headshot and a full body shot in this post, and you’d have a near perfect idea of what I look like instantly. “A picture’s worth a thousand words” may actually be an understatement in this case. I could probably spend a few thousand words describing my appearance, as vain as that would be, and there would still be facets left up to the imagination. I know what I look like, and I recognize myself in pictures or a mirror, but I can’t fully tell someone what I look like enough that they could recognize a depiction of me without a shadow of a doubt.
Not only is it hard to describe a person’s appearance, but every character creation menu in video games is different. Some allow very granular control, with sliding scales to adjust minute dimensions. Others give a few options in a few different categories and let you pick which one you like best. Hair is typically limited to 30 or fewer different styles, and maybe 20 different color variations. Facial hair might have a few different options, or may just be a simple on/off toggle. Of the 7 billion or so people in the world, there are massive variations in what people look like. Much more than what most character creation menus offer.

The Solution

So what can you do? I propose that there should be a standard across all character creation menus that would allow people to reasonably recreate themselves in any game that offers such a feature.
The Mii creation system on Nintendo’s 3DS would be a good starting point. Players can use the handheld’s camera to take a picture of themselves after lining up their eyes and mouth with on-screen indicators. This isn’t perfect, but it gives the software a good idea of where your features are, and represents them in the game with decent accuracy. I feel like this could be taken quite a few steps forward, however.
What if players took several pictures of themselves from several different angles? Maybe have a uniform pose of arms outstretched, feet together, etc in order to calculate the dimensions reliably. Pictures taken from the front, both sides, and from behind, one from far away for whole body shape, one much closer to pick up fine details in face structure. Almost like motion capture that is already done in games already, have a system that could do this in a low cost way for anybody. The final result would be a 3D representation of your whole body, and one of specifically your head.
So you have a 3D model of yourself, but good luck showing or describing that model to a video game. The next step would be to measure a number of different dimensions to put this into a quantifiable data format. Distance between eyes, distance between pupils, length of nose, width of lips, height of ears, color shade of skin, among numerous other data points. If there were a standard created, and enough data points recorded, any compatible system should be able to recreate your model fairly accurately.
With all of these data points and a standard to go by, video game developers could incorporate an option to load from a file into character creation menus. If I put my 3D model details into a specific folder on my PS4 or PC, any game should be able to access it and load in that data to visibly recreate me as the game avatar. If a certain game isn’t going to use certain metrics, it could just ignore those supplied parameters. Players would still be able to create their own characters should they so choose, but I wouldn’t have to spend an hour or more tweaking every little setting and end up with somebody that barely resembles me at all.
An interesting extension of this system would be a hub in which players could upload their 3D model to allow other players to use them as a character. If celebrities got involved, I could download the model for say, Samuel L. Jackson, and play as him. No need to manipulate every setting by hand in order to try and recreate him, when I can submit data that does it automatically.
Obviously, there could be some serious privacy issues with a system like this. There was a big controversy a while back when a model of Ellen Page appeared nude in “Beyond: Two Souls.” Even though the developers of the game never acquired a nude scan of Page, they tweaked features of the character to make them look mostly like Page. It isn’t explicitly morally wrong, but there are definitely some questionable actions in a situation like this. Having uniform 3D model data available for so many people is bound to experience some similar situations.

Perhaps there are more complications to this idea than I’m aware of. I don’t work on video games, I have no experience with graphic design, I’m just musing about something that would be cool to have. I want to play a video game as myself. Is that really so much to ask?

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

The High Feeling

There is a sensation that I occasionally experience that I frequently describe as “that high feeling.” I have no idea what causes it, there doesn’t seem to be any rhyme or reason to when it happens, and nobody I’ve talked to about it has experienced anything similar.
I’ve been having this sensation from time to time since I was about 20 years old. Calling it a “high feeling” may be a misnomer, as I’ve never actually been under the influence of illicit drugs to compare the two. I call it that because I have no better way to describe it at the moment. It doesn’t happen often, maybe once a month or less. Sometimes it will happen fairly regularly, other times I’ll go months without feeling it.
The sensation itself comprises a number of different symptoms. The first that I notice is a sort of light headedness. Everything gets fuzzy, and I find it hard to focus. This facet of the sensation is very similar to what happens when I go without sleep for a long time. After I start to lose focus, my breathing will become very shallow. The strangest part is when I have a sort of pulling sensation in my chest. It’s almost as if someone has their hand behind my sternum and is pulling upward and outward from my body.
Toward the end of these spells, my limbs get numb and tingly. I usually start to feel cold, especially near my hands and feet. After a few moments, I start to regain focus, the feeling comes back to my limbs, and I’m fine. There was one specific time that I blacked out, and my wife found me leaned across the bathroom counter. Otherwise, I don’t know that I’ve ever lost consciousness in conjunction with these high feelings.
It isn’t an unpleasant sensation, just very strange. As I mentioned before, I don’t know what causes it. Some have suggested that it may be dips in my blood sugar or lack of sleep, but the instances are so erratic that I can’t place any criteria that remains the same each time. I’ve been told that I should see a doctor about it, but I can’t imagine that it happens often enough to be tested for.

For now, it doesn’t seem like anything I should be imminently concerned about. Just something that happens from time to time. I would love to know more about it, or talk to others who have experienced similar sensations.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Platinum on Final Fantasy XV

After 80 hours of playing and almost 7 months, I finally got the platinum trophy on Final Fantasy XV.
I enjoyed FFXV enough that getting the platinum trophy was extremely likely, if not inevitable. Most PS4 games that I start playing, I at least look over the trophy list. If they all seem reasonably easy, I’ll go for platinum. Just a few hours into FFXV, I noticed that the platinum shouldn’t be too hard, and it honestly wasn’t. A little time consuming, sure, but not painfully difficult.
The main campaign took me right at 50 hours, at which point I’d already hit most of the highlights. All I had left was to gather the rest of the royal arms, grind out the remaining character skills, and kill the Adamantoise, mostly. Collectively, a bit, but individually, none of them were very taxing.
Getting Noctis’s fishing skill to level 10 was probably the most frustrating. Fishing, as a mechanic, is fairly well implemented in FFXV. It’s just not something I care to do, especially as much as I had to do to max out the skill. I bought the best gear, did the fishing quests for the gear and xp, and did everything I could to speed up the process. Even still, I’m fairly certain it took me a few weeks to finally finish with it.
Killing Adamantoise, what many people consider one of the most frustrating trophies, was certainly annoying. Not hard at all, every single attack is telegraphed and easy to dodge. Just really, really, really, really long. It took me something in the ballpark of 3 hours, across a few days. Supposedly, there are faster ways to finish the fight. I don’t care, I beat it and grabbed that trophy as my second to last remaining. All I had to do after that was camp about 10 times in a row to get Ignis’s cooking skill from 9 to 10.
Looking back, that’s the first platinum trophy I’ve received in almost exactly a year. The last one I got was Ratchet & Clank (2016) back in September 2016. As I’ve discussed several times before, I really just don’t have the time to go for every platinum I see anymore. On top of a full time job, a freelance job, and a family, I now also have school to worry about. Video games just aren’t a high priority, so I have to be selective with what I play.

I may start writing posts for every platinum trophy I get now. They’re certainly rare enough that I won’t be bombarding my blog with platinum announcements. Just could be a neat way of noting, hey, I actually enjoyed this game enough to play it to 100% completion (or whatever is required for platinum).

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Digital Receipts via Email

Some merchants allow customers to receive digital receipts via email. Why can’t everyone?

The Benefits of Digital Receipts

Toys R Us is a surprisingly tech-savvy store chain. They allow NFC tap and pay, and you can even have receipts sent to your inbox instead of getting a paper copy. For me, this is amazing. First and foremost, it gives me something that I’m far less likely to lose. If I get a paper receipt, I usually just throw it in the bag with my merchandise. For items that I may need to return, I’ll put the receipt in my wallet. Either way, it usually gets lost or thrown away within a day or two. By opting for an email, I have a semi-permanent record of my purchase that I can’t exactly lose, and I can even search my email for later. Unless I delete the email, which I rarely delete emails, I have records of basically any purchase I’ve made at Toys R Us within the past few years.
In addition to giving me a digital record of my purchase that I can easily find later, email receipts are more private and secure. While there isn’t much valuable information on a receipt, keeping them exclusively in my inbox means nobody can access any of the information except for me. Where I might leave a paper receipt on the dash of my vehicle or drop it in the parking lot, an email receipt is kept behind my login credentials in a place that only I will see.
As an environmental benefit, digital receipts reduce the amount of paper used for a transaction. No, a single receipt isn’t going to make a huge difference. However, if larger stores like Toys R Us were to eventually migrate all receipts to digital, I’m certain it would have a fairly large impact on environmental conservation. If other chain stores follow suit, it could add up to a potentially huge reduction of paper, and thus fewer trees chopped down for paper. Not to mention, the merchants themselves would save money on the cost of paper.

The Problem with Digital Receipts

So, how does Toys R Us know that I want an emailed receipt? I have a Toys R Us account, and my preferences indicate that I want a digital receipt, and where I want it sent. When I get to the register at Toys R Us, I give them my phone number to look up my account, and then they know what to do.
Not all merchants allow digital receipts. In fact, I would say that more probably don’t than do. Even if more merchants did offer digital receipts, I need an account with each store to have my email and preferences indicated. The alternative would be to physically input my email address for every single transaction, everywhere I go. That’s not going to happen, especially with a line of impatient people behind me.
Even if I could open an account with every store that I regularly shop at, do I necessarily want them to have my email address? Toys R Us is bad about sending deals and junk email, but I can fortunately turn that off. What about stores that make spam emails harder to opt out of? Even worse, what about merchants that might sell my contact information to advertisers? I don’t want an inbox full of advertising just to get receipts by email rather than paper.

The Solution for Digital Receipts

While it doesn’t cover all of the logistics around implementation, I do have an idea for a solution to get digital receipts at every store: handle it at the credit card level. While many consumers do still use cash, I would wager that the majority of transactions in the United States are probably paid with credit or debit cards. If every major credit card company would allow users to receive receipts in their inbox, rolling this functionality out to each individual merchant would probably be feasible.
Most credit card users likely have an online account with their company to pay their bill online or check statements. With this account, users could indicate a receipt email, possibly not even the same email that the account uses. Additionally, users could select a preference for digital receipts, paper receipts, or both. This central hub would mean that anywhere I use my credit card, merchants would automatically know what I want.
Since there are only a few credit card companies in the United States, it shouldn’t be difficult to implement a standard and universal system. I say that, but xkcd has a good example of how standards in technology normally go. In any case, if there were a single standard, only a few companies would have to adopt it.
How would this take place? The customer goes to a merchant, be it retail, restaurant, professional services, or anything else. Merchant opens up a transaction for the customer to pay. Customer swipes or inserts credit card, exactly as things work now. When the merchant bills the transaction to the credit card company, they would send payment as well as the customer’s receipt preferences. At this point, the transaction is paid like normal, and the merchant’s point-of-sale system would know whether to print or email a receipt to the customer.
An added benefit of this system is that the user’s email address can be decoupled from the transaction. The merchant can send the digital receipt to the credit card company, linked only to my credit card number. The credit card company could then send my receipt to the email on file. This gives added security, since the merchant never sees my personal information. Merchants can’t send spam emails, or sell customer data to other advertisers.
If this caught on with most merchants and credit card companies, receipts for any credit card transactions would be available in a single place. Any sort of tax deductions, reimbursements, or anything involving receipts would be far easier. Instead of filing receipts away for every purchase you make, your credit card company and email service do it for you.
Yet another benefit would be fraud notice. If every merchant sends digital receipts, then an unexpected purchase email would be a clear indicator of credit card fraud. Instead of looking over statements each month, users would immediately know when a thief used their credit card. Inevitably, this would reduce the time and hassle around reporting a stolen credit card, or the risk of not noticing the stolen card.

Obviously, this would require work from several different parties. Merchants and credit card companies alike would need to agree on a standard and work on developing the hardware and software to accompany it. However, I feel like the benefits significantly outweigh the costs. While I don’t know of a way that I could personally help bring this into practice, I definitely want it to become a reality. Paper receipts are an old practice, and I genuinely believe digital receipts are the all-around superior option.