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“ Astalon: Tears of the Earth ” is a retro-styled Metroidvania released in 2021. Pixel art is big now, especially with so many indie studios and developers wanting to create games without spending tons of time and money on generating art assets. Plus, the Metroidvania genre is experiencing something of a resurgence lately. With that perfect storm, there are a lot of games LIKE Astalon. What makes Astalon special? Is it worth your attention? I didn’t necessarily come across Astalon by accident, but I certainly wasn’t seeking it out in particular. I had just come off a 100+ hour Skyrim run and needed a palette cleanser game. Metroidvania games in general are some of my favorites, and they’re frequently very short. That makes them perfect between longer and more invested games. With tons of new Metroidvania games out in the past few years, I started looking around for good options in the genre. Lately, I’ve tried to start shifting more of my gaming to PC, but my Surface Pro 7 isn’t very ...

Everclear is legendary. It has a notoriously high alcohol content, many people are afraid to try it at all, and those who have tried it usually have a very negative story to go along with it. Does it really live up to the bad reputation that it has? Name: Everclear Source: Luxco Style: Grain Alcohol ABV: 95% Price: $5.95 Volume: 200ml (6.8oz) Price per oz: $0.88 My first time trying Everclear was at a Halloween party the year I turned 21. I was still new to legal alcohol consumption, or alcohol consumption at all, really. With the innate curiosity that I have for trying new things, I was willing to try anything. (That never changed.) With so much booze at this party, I was sampling new drinks left and right. When my cousin realized that my friend and I hadn’t tried Everclear, he pulled us to the side and poured a partial shot for each of us. He talked it up something fierce. “You’re going to feel like you’re about to throw up, but you won’t. It burns for a minute, but then it’s gone.” ...

“Castlevania: Curse of Darkness” is a 3D action RPG released on the PS2 and Xbox in 2005. Early 3D games in the Castlevania series existed in a very weird space; they were trying to blaze a trail from a traditionally 2D genre into a third dimension, but 3D models were still fairly low resolution and the controls were often clunky. As such, Curse of Darkness is cursed (pun intended) with this sort of video game adolescence, where earlier games excelled with 2D sprites and traditional mechanics, and later games did something similar but better. However, does that mean that Curse of Darkness offers nothing worth playing today? My experience with Curse of Darkness began soon after it released on PS2. At a time when rentals were expensive and demos only existed for popular titles on quarterly demo discs, you basically had to make a decision off pictures from magazines and familiarity with the series. I played and enjoyed Castlevania games in the past, so it was a reasonably safe bet. Althou...